I WISH I WAS AN ENGLISH MUFFIN

My name is Annie.

I will sleep into you if you hold me too tightly

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via classwithan-attitude)



wildbelles:

more like this here x
  • cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
  • cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.


nuseon:

ポエティック
dreaming-for-wonderlandd:

shit….